Binky's Birthday Song is the song Binky the Clown sings for birthday recipients.
In Peace & Quiet, he plans to sing it to Edna Fogerty, but ends up at the Arbuckle house by mistake. Eventually, Garfield - who has no way of informing the clown that he's at the wrong house - disguises himself as Mrs. Fogerty to satisfy Binky. Later, Jon and Odie return home to celebrate Garfield's birthday, which includes Binky singing to Garfield (much to the latter's dismay).
- Happy birthday, happy birthday,
- Whoop-de-doo, whoop-de-doo!
- May your day be pleasant, open up your present,
- Just for you, just for you!
- (repeat ad nauseam)
- The melody of the song is identical to "Freres Jacques".